Color Doldrums: Fail Whale?

I hope to someday live somewhere dense enough to see someone else's pictures on #color. #disappointed_by_NYCless than a minute ago via Tweetbot for iPhone Favorite Retweet ReplyKevin Slavin(public)
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@slavin_fpo Ha ha! That is a fail whale for #Colorless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyParamendra Bhagat
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@paramendra the great white whale of the south sea bubbleless than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet ReplyKevin Slavin(public)
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The Color Social Graph Might Work Better For Books, Movies, Music
Google Images, Facebook Photos, Twitpic, Instagram, FoodSpotting

Internet Week: Day 1

Meeting Kevin Slavin: Tumblr's Brilliance http://goo.gl/fb/vOE2Oless than a minute ago via Google Favorite Retweet ReplyParamendra Bhagat
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@ Metropolitan Pavilion for Internet Weekless than a minute ago via txt Favorite Retweet ReplyParamendra Bhagat
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Someone else picked up my paid for #iwny pass. That's what you get for blogging about your having bought a pass. They gave me one anyway.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyParamendra Bhagat
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Tweeting from location at #iwnyless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyParamendra Bhagat
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My immigration court date got postponed, weird. http://technbiz.blogspot.com/2011/06/questions-prepared-by-my-lawyer-for.htmlless than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyParamendra Bhagat
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Doing Gmail on location at #iwny Need to go attend events.less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyParamendra Bhagat
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@ Listening to Arianna pontificate.less than a minute ago via txt Favorite Retweet ReplyParamendra Bhagat
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Front row seat. AOL stage.less than a minute ago via txt Favorite Retweet ReplyParamendra Bhagat
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@ Union Square Farmers Marketless than a minute ago via txt Favorite Retweet ReplyParamendra Bhagat
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Meeting Kevin Slavin: Tumblr's Brilliance

I have been following Slavin on Tumblr for months now. I have known him as one of the most prolific of all the 100 plus people I follow on Tumblr. Him, Mike Hudack, Anthony De Rosa (soupsoup - why do you have to say it two times?), vruz, these dudes are prolific. And these are hard core politicians pretending to be in tech.

I started following Slavin because he was on David Noel's list of entrepreneurs and VCs to follow. I am not on that list. That explains why I have only 70 followers on Tumblr. I do better on Quora where I have 1,000 followers. And I am not much active on Quora. But I am on Tumblr every day.

One Location, Camping Out

These decisions have a tendency to change. I was planning on doing one, then two, then most three events during Social Media Week in February, I ended up doing seven. But for now my decision for Internet Week is to camp out in one location and do as many events as possible in that one location, and to spend more time in the hallways wildly shaking hands than sitting obediently in halls as panelists pontificate.

Monday is my oh so important immigration court date, and that takes priority, and since my hearing is scheduled for 1 PM, and I am meeting my lawyer at 11 to prepare, and court hearings have a tendency to start late and drag on, I have no Internet Week plans until 3 PM Monday, and I am at peace with not even showing up until 4 PM, maybe 5 PM: no soup for you. But once I am done with the court stuff, which might be in the late afternoon, I hope to drop by and inaugurate my Internet Week. I am seeking refugee status, kind of like Einstein.

My Plan For Internet Week
The Internet Week: The Thing To Do
The Internet Week Is Mumbojumbo

Monday, June 06, 2011

Rallying to Restore Sanity in the Digital Age
03:00 PM — 03:45 PM AOL Stage

Yahoo! Presents – The Thread
03:00 PM — 03:30 PM Internet Week HQ

Will Tweet for Food: Writing Your Own Ticket in the Digital Age
03:00 PM — 03:50 PM HQ Classroom

The Onion’s Team of Three
04:00 PM — 04:45 PM AOL Stage

Yahoo! Finance Presents: Cross-fire: The Daily Ticker and Breakout!
04:00 PM — 05:00 PM Internet Week HQ

How to Survive Internet Week: Using Social Media to Make Offline Connections
04:00 PM — 04:45 PM HQ Classroom

Idiots From The Future

Here's a quote from an idiotic article in The Boston Globe. If they had called it comedy, I might have let them go. But this dude is peddling the piece as punditry.

The Boston Globe: Bubble? What bubble? Things are great. Unless ...: November 2011: Y Combinator, a “finishing school’’ for promising start-ups in Silicon Valley, announces a partnership with Wendy’s. Every Wendy’s restaurant will designate two booths near the bathrooms for tech start-ups. Y Combinator will supply $30,000 to each start-up, with Wendy’s providing unlimited baked potatoes and Frosties, in exchange for a 5 percent equity stake. ....... At the end of the program, Nigerian investor Dr. Hassan Dagogo promises (via a polite-but-urgent e-mail) to support each start-up with a follow-on investment of $500,000, wired directly to their bank accounts. Things go awry, and most entrepreneurs in the program end up living in Wendy’s parking lots.

Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap: Title Song: Dur

(Via Amitabh Bachchan)

Mindrelic: Manhattan In Motion

Mindrelic - Manhattan in motion from Mindrelic on Vimeo.

(Via Adam Ludwin)

Black Dillinger: Better Tomorrow

(Via Fuck Yeah Africa)

1200 Micrograms: Shiva's India

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Santana: Black Magic Woman

(Via Yael Morowati)

Questions Prepared By My Lawyer For Immigration Court Date Tomorrow

Image via WikipediaImmigration Court Date: June 6, 2011: Prepared Statement
June 3 Immigration Court Date

1. What is your name?

My name is Paramendra Bhagat.

2. Where were you born?

I was born in a hospital in the city of Darbhanga in the state of Bihar in India. I don't have a birth certificate. They don't do that where I grew up.

3. Why are you seeking asylum in the US?

I show up in Nepal and I am dead meat. My instincts tell me so. It is the same instincts that told me in February 2007 that Barack Obama was the next President of the United States.

4. By whom you fear for your life in Nepal?

There are a few different actors and groups that might want to harm me. The people who lost power in 2006, the Maoists who still dream of a one party dictatorship brought about by an armed revolution, rivals in the Madhesi groups, violent and nonviolent, who might be dead set in their own views and methods, separatist armed Madhesis.

5. Why do you think you will be subjected to political assassination?

I am high profile. I spent six months in jail in America for being the top Obama volunteer in the city of his primary rival. That was political. I was the only Nepali in America who did full time work for Nepal's democracy movement of 2006 and the Madhesi movement of 2007. That kind of visibility puts you in harm's way. If my political enemies in New York City can do what they did to me, what do you think my political enemies in Nepal will do?