Two Martians Walk Into A Bar

Two Martians walk into a bar, and Elon Musk turns to the other Martian and says, "I heard Earth is flat." The other Martian looks at him incredulously and says, "Elon, you're an alien! You've seen the curvature of the universe with your own eyes!" Elon just shrugs and says, "Eh, I guess I just haven't been paying attention." The bartender overhears this exchange and chimes in, "Well, I guess this bar is the only place flat-earthers are welcome."

According to some surveys the expectation that they should be thin is learned by girls as young as six. The tragedy is that there is no escape

— The Economist (@TheEconomist) March 23, 2023

"स्वर्णिम वाग्लेले कांग्रेस छोड्नुकाे भित्री कारण" - रामजी दाहाल https://t.co/P8yoLhKTRc

— Kanak Mani Dixit (@KanakManiDixit) April 2, 2023

Every human soon will have access to all human knowledge.

Have you all thought about what will happen when every human knows everything?

LLMs are the greatest democratizing force humans have ever known.

They can answer on a phone that has no connection.

Now, how can China… pic.twitter.com/Ofj2yuiS76

— Robert Scoble (@Scobleizer) April 2, 2023

The average American’s take-home pay per month is $4,300.

Childcare costs on average are $1,300 per month.

The numbers don’t add up. We need to cap quality child care to $10 a day.

— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) April 1, 2023

This is a great ruling – it will spur innovation, help grow our economy, and give workers on H1-B visas and their families the stability they need to succeed. And personally something I’ve been proud to advocate for!https://t.co/Fx1Mro4h8B

— Rep. Pramila Jayapal (@RepJayapal) April 1, 2023

I recommend having 1/4 to 1/2 of an epic donut 🍩 It’s diminishing returns after the first few bites.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 2, 2023

Asked ChatGPT for examples of how AI is being used in Google's existing products. pic.twitter.com/8jgb9DtYno

— hiten.eth (@hnshah) April 1, 2023

It's insane how big this "AI asteroid" is..

Right in front of our eyes - these last few weeks & months, and for the rest of the year (if not the decade) we are living through a "Cambrian Explosion" of creativity and possibility.

Let's make the positive WAY outweigh the negative https://t.co/FpkQT9h3Dn

— Bill Gross (@Bill_Gross) April 2, 2023

"This is the coolest toy I've ever seen"✈️
Get it 👉 https://t.co/IChq8DrdOt pic.twitter.com/yaDP2IBLRg

— Sevo (@thesevoshop) March 26, 2023

Via historyofcinema
Besides turning 90 years-old this year. Sir Michael Caine also celebrated 50 years of marriage with his wife Shakira. As a Christian married to a Muslim he says "no questions or issues ever come up" & describes his wife's beliefs as "very benign & peaceful." pic.twitter.com/yc4yYe2bU9

— Ariaa (@AriaaJaeger) April 1, 2023

This looks nice: https://t.co/iYNQLfYtJ6

— Dr Taylor Marshall™️ (@TaylorRMarshall) April 2, 2023

I’ve spent 1000s of hours studying the top storytellers in the world.

People like Tolkien, Rowling and Gaiman.

Here’s what I learned:

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"What happens next?"

Neil Gaiman says you can sum up great storytelling with those 3 words.

They should be the first thing a reader (or… pic.twitter.com/LS7nNGzWXj

— Nathan Baugh 🗺️ (@nathanbaugh27) April 1, 2023

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— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) April 2, 2023

Ha!

— Paramendra Kumar Bhagat (@paramendra) April 2, 2023