Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022
Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability.
justice@tesla.com
My commitment:
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022
- We will never seek victory in a just case against us, even if we will probably win.
- We will never surrender/settle an unjust case against us, even if we will probably lose.
Looking for hardcore streetfighters, not white-shoe lawyers like Perkins or Cooley who thrive on corruption.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 20, 2022
There will be blood.
1. 3rd fastest runner in my class
— greg (@greg16676935420) May 20, 2022
2. Have replied to every one of your tweets
3. Can burp the ABC’s
4. Have eaten 19 Oreos in one sitting
5. Can float on my back without a life jacket
1. In July 2017, I drank 69 beers in one day
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) May 20, 2022
2. I have encyclopedic knowledge of Arizona dive bars
3. I graduated Magna Cum Laude from a Tier 1 law school
These are ranked in order of importance.
— Pinche-Catch 2022 (@Pinche_Pi) May 20, 2022
1. I accept payment in horses.
— John Collins (@Logically_JC) May 20, 2022
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